sanchez chili bowl

when performing anal and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their ass , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning.

kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili?

dad 1: tell your mom to stop shitting

dad2: that’s what i call a sanchez chili bowl!

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Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

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Toilet Bowl Effect

While sitting on the toilet taking a shit, the aroma creeps from the space inbetween your legs directly to your nose. Making the smell 10x worse.

(Sitting on couch)
Dusty: *fart*
Alexis: Dude, gross!
Dusty: At least you didn't get the toilet bowl effect!

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bleach bowl boy

A boy with bleach blonde hair. He simps for blonde soccer girls. He has a raspy voice and is always asking where his lunchbox is. He uses the phrases “easy dub” “she’s goated” and “L throw”

Gavin is such a bleach bowl boy

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Steph Bowl of Curry

An Instagram meme page, the greatest NBA Player to ever live, better than MJ and LeBron combined

Marvin: “Did you see Steph Bowl of Curry last night?”
Jimmy: “Of course I did! He dropped 50 points!”

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Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.

Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*

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michigan chili bowl

Doing a mentally handicap woman from behind and just before she climaxes you pull her helmet off and take a shit in it !!!

I gave her an awesome michigan chili bowl last night but I held the crackers .

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