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A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat
Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod
A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.
Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod
When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.
That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.
One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July
When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz