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When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
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one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3
make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma
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Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.
"Now I, Grand Sensei-Master Dareth will use my BROWN POWER(shit) to defeat you"
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the penis man of all penis men
i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00
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A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.
B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.
C) The master of sketchy.
(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)
Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.
A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.
My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.