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When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.
You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...
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To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.
No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
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To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.
"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"
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Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!
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What to say to friend who"s being petty and won't speak to you because you ate a can of soup
Sorry I ate your soup man! Quit bein mad I'll buy you another geez!
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!