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An elite crew of very swag people
Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit
A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.
"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".
A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
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A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.
The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.
Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”