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A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty
That girl is acting like Chris Baney
When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!
“Hey guys, i gotta pull a courageous chris!” -chrig
“No worries, take your time :)!” -friends
He is one of the most fun, bubbly boys you will ever meet. He can talk to just about anyone and make them laugh with his witty jokes. He is smart and driven and still puts time into relationships he values. He is close to his family and values them highly. He knows how to make a girl like him, and how to make her feel special. He has the cutest dimples and most pretty blue eyes. You will find yourself speaking to Chris for hours and feel like only minutes have passed by and even when you are exhausted all you will want to do is speak to him. He is a true catch, in every way.
Get yourself a chris conybeare, it will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says
Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible
A boy who loves to give apple pencils to the one he holds close to his heart
Chris pate gave an Apple Pencil to sam
The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.
Chris Montell is a lovely man.