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When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.
Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
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Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?
Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
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Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.
Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.
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When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you
Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree
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i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome
"hi were are you"
"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"
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A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.
Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.
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It is a tree that grows AK-47s
dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!
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