half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

half-uncle-in-law.

uncle Dan mode

A guy that starts by grabbing your waist and thigh but slowly evolves into pecker grabs. Stay away from him if you start to see the signs.

Oh he grabbed your thigh? Watch out bro, he may be going uncle Dan mode

Uncle James

James Hatfield from Metallica

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’

Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHORE UNCLE

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!

Yesterday, my uncle turned into a WHORE UNCLE

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.