wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

Wet Sweat

Wet Sweat is the result of rain in a humid climate. Protecting yourself from the rain with a coat results in self perspiration. Thus you are wet and sweaty.

Decided to wear my raincoat today but caught a serious cause of wet sweat.

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Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

wet cammy

a wet cammy is when you’re held at gun point to drag your ballsack so hard against concrete it bleeds and then you’re covered in lemon juice and horse cum and forced to dance to every pit bull song playing at the same time.

careful or britney will pull a wet cammy on you!!!

Wet Sean

When a guy wakes up with someone rubbing their penis in the guys ear.

Did you hear that I gave Jimmy a Wet Sean this morning?

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

wet head

Getting head

She give me the best wet head