Person 1: That kid is so weird.
Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.
Person 1: What’s that mean?
Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.
something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.
You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"
A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married
4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair
All definitions male equivalent is Natural child
1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child
5. The queen's love child
an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand
“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”