Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".
"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"
A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.
A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.
Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell
sexiest man allive who is a babe magnet
matt carratura gets all the ladies
Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it
"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"
Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.
"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."