November 19 is the national blowjob day. Though not required, females and males alike are welcomed to preform this sexual act on their partner
“Did you give your bf a bj for national bj day?”
Today is national bj day come here and drop ur pants nigga.
national freya day is where we appreciate all the cool freya’s we know
November 15th
person 1: bro it’s november 15 and you haven’t complimented freya
person 2: oh yeah, it’s national freya day
person 2: i’m so excited to praise freya today
April 21st is officially National Booty Day. All girls(or guys) must send a booty pic to their entire best friends list.
Wow! Today is National Booty Day! I cannot wait to see Jessica’s fat ass!
National booty day October 2nd
Guy:Girl it’s October 2nd you know what day it isss national booty day
Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can
Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason
On November 3, we will all elect Egor for president. Once he is the president of the US he will be president everywhere. Then he will be ruler of the universe.
"Today is National Egor today."
"What's national Egor day?"
*Dies*