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Dating someone whom is younger than you are.
person1 "Man i saw you and that hott chick gettin it on last night"
person2 "It was insane but im not gunna ask her out, it would be pulling a sam"
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a guy that is sometimes can be the nicest person eva and then there complete dicks!!!! and if you see one call them a guy homo who is a fucked up in the head cause they should not talk to there girlfriends ..... Fuck you sam kastor LMFAO
sam kastor is the biggest dick ever
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Sweetest guy everrrr. Loyal friend usually with long flowin locks of beautiful hair = Very intelligent and funny. Addictive personality, particularlly when an activity involvs killing zombies. Generally an awesome guy - great hugger too.
He wasn't JUST a nice guy. He was a Sam Thomas Hawkes
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when you meet a sam, know that
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
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the most incredible man you'll meet in all of danville. In his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. On a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face.....HARD. Oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he's bored.
Guy: here's a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
Girl:(slaps him in the face)
Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.
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A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.
Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
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A filthy street-wandering taco-munching tea-drinking Mexican piece of shit. Commonly used in place of "faggot", "bitch" or "retard".
"What is the motherfucking Sam Mora-Davidson doing?"
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