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A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.
"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."
a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society
Lindsey Lohan is a bitch turkey
Forced shitting by another human.
Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.