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When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!
When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.
A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).
Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.
Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.
That babe has some turkey pits!
When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.
When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw