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A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.
"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"
When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
According to the original popular video on Youtube
The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.
"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."
when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.
"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"
"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)
"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"
Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!