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Farts that keep going on for like 10 seconds or more
Man, after those buritos my chicken farts lasted the whole ride home Rapid fire Firecracker Ass
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Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
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The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.
Bert: It never stops.
Danny: I'm scared.
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A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2
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1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.
2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !
2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.
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An expulsion of vaginal gas also known as a 'queef'.
function: intransitive verb, or noun.
It sounded like ass gas, but I think she strudel farted.
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1. The Fart Button, an internet advert that tricks you because all humans have an uncanny sense of humour towards flatulence. You click on it, giggle, then get a stupid pop up asking you to install blah blah blah.
2. The spot on everyone which makes them fart.
1. The Fart Button, Limited Gold Edition. Press it. you know you want to.
2. The other day, It was well embarassing, Jimmy was tickling me and he poked my fart button...
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