uber time

The amount of time it takes to travel to a location in an Uber (or similar service).

Gwen: Hey, we are drinking at Rico's. When are you getting here ?
Jamie: Just leaving work, will get there in uber time.

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belt time

A popular phrase that fans of The Mark Side use to describe the event where the character Boss abuses the character Mark.

"Remember that time in TMS where Boss gave Mark belt time?"

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cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

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Big time

To break a committ or obligation because you’ve decided something or someone else is more important.

James big timed drinks with Billy to listen to DMB records with Jamie.

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One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

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Jackson Time

A situation, whereby a person is typically prone to, or is two-hours late for everything.

He's running on Jackson Time!

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