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Pour a shot of Irish Whiskey into a woman’s pussy and lick the shot out.
Babe, I got some Jamison, let’s do an Irish Fisherman.
Taking the Mick out of Irish people.
Person 1: that fella over there hurt my feelings when he called me ‘paddy’ especially because my name is Dylan.
Person 2:that’s a form of racism. There should be a word for it.
Person 1: irishism…
Shoving a potato up someones ass.
Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.
when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
To down an entire pint in one "sip"
Well that's just one Irish sip