excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

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can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

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blown out asshole

usually happens after a hard night on the booze and chilli mexican food.

'' i have been on the toilet so much today i think i have a blown out asshole..''

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Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

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torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

an abbreviation of map (minor attracted person.)

the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii

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Numbsuck your asshole

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

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