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munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch March 15, 2018


Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019


Benjamin Clif Bar

This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.

Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.

by VVatersheep August 30, 2019


1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 12, 2017


grabbing a chocolate bar

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma April 26, 2014


griefer bar problem

derived from Nazi Bar Problem, except not specifically bigotry.
A lack of moderation drives normal users away leaving a higher and higher concentration of griefers, flamers and trolls in online spaces such as video games and Discord.

I played League of Legends back in the day but the griefer bar problem really got to it

by IamMeWasTaken July 24, 2023


bar room whore

Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.

Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"

Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"

by Whiskey drinker April 23, 2017