a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
She eats poop on the daily! poopoo
Someone: Hey whos that Charlotte toilet girl??
Me: Oh she eats poop ah CHOARLOTTE
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The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.
a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!