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When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers
a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!
Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots
I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.
There's a few ways to put this and it varies pretty notably by region for slutty dressing, but a boot slut in the SEC is a sorority girl that wears any sort of flowers dress with them white boots. Bodies on bodies on bodies every week. Absalute fatherless activities on display. This outfit is most commonly used as an advertisement to bang at will.
Chad: holy shit man I banged kenzie last night it was great...kinda rancid tho
Thad: no way man tri delt kenzie?
Chad: ya man why?
Thad: dude she's a boot slut why do you think she's been king frat rat for 3 weeks in a row?
Chad: oh fuck THATS why it hurts to pee
To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"
A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut
Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.
Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu
Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.
“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”
Verb.1) To flirt with one another
Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*