Bush Wacked

When somebody takes a giant crap on you and tells you everything is ok while doing so(sometimes smiling as they does it too). Making a mess and leaving you with the mess.

What’s the last thing that Bush(W) Bush Wacked in D.C. before he went home to Texas? Answer: A terd (turd), and he didn’t even flush! Good riddance you crappy ex-President. Thanks for taking a giant crap on U.S. Somebody send this guy a giant statue of a toilet for his crappy library. Why is he smiling? Get a mop.

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Period bush

the bush a man grows while his significant other is on her period.

my girlfriend is on her period so my period bush is growin' out.

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george bush

hi im a george bush,the biggest terrrorist ,i invade iraq 4 his oil only i kill many ppl there. isnt it gr8 tell me havent i terrorize ppl,i got wtc colloapsed and blame it on osama isnt it great so am i not terrorizer really im a real wicked perosn who only wants worldly benifits isnt it true

george bush is the biggests terrorist

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Bush Jumping

Bush Jumping is a sport. Others may call it a hobby. The sport was first created in 2007 by a Swansea schoolgirl called Rachel Hellier, during a trip to St Fagans, Museum of Welsh Life.

Firstly, participants must find a very large bush. It is more suitable if it is round. The idea is to run and jump into the bush either facing forwards or backwards at a high speed.

The bush will either support the participant, or unfortunately for some will not... It depends on the bush's durability and sustainability, depending on many factors including size and weather.

There have been many regional heats of bush-jumping taking place throughout the UK (In August 08, the actual creator travelled to Fleetwood, Lancashire to take part in a heat) and it is an upcoming sport to look out for. There is even a facebook group supporting it.

However, there is a lot of uncertainty about the sports future; it is said that the sport will either take off, or like some other 'different' sports, gradually die out, without the recognition it deserves

Bush Jumping- Running and jumping into a bush at St Fagans, Wales.

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mush bush

Beard.

“Your mush bush is mangled”

- your beard is messy / deformed

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walking bush

A term referring to a sniper who is moving while wearing a ghillie suit.

Blake: "haha do you see that sniper walking on that ridge over there?"

Jorgie: (sarcastically) haha what are you talking about man thats a walking bush!

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Success in the bush

a very prosperous colony of "crabs" or pubic lice living happily within your forest

J3: Man I got a bad itch "down there" and I don't know why

Nate: hmmm …sounds like a bad case of "success in the bush

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