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A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.
"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."
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(n) a dessert painstakingly crafted and extremely delicious
Every soufflé is made from 2 basic components:
1. a French Creme patissiere base/flavored cream sauce or purée
2. Egg whites beaten to a soft peak meringue.
Did you get to Palo?
No.
Get a reservation like now! their CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE is to die for!
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The act of ejaculating into a female rectum and as she is pushing it out her girlfriend eats it.
I filed her ass full of cum and she gave her friend a chocolate frosty.
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where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
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When a man proceeds to fuck someone in the ass and make the person give him a blowjob immediately after.
I watched this porno one night and this guy was fucking this girl in her ass and immediately shoved his dick in her mouth and screamed "Suck the filling out of my chocolate twinkie bitch!"
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When someone eats out of someone's ass full of shit
My boyfriend gave me a amazing chocolate kiss last night.
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Other than the name of the Tom Waits song a chocolate Jesus is the sexual act of shitting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later.
I tried the Chocolate Jesus on Carol the other day and I went to the tomb and the stone was still there. I guess she isn't a Choclate Jesus.
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