Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
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Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
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Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
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YouTube has taken over this meme. Itβs underrated, and, if you donβt worship the cornβ¦
Itβs over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.
The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.
The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.
Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.
The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.
Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.