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A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.
But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.
Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS
Devin: no I am already addicted to lean