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When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
Someone who has never had a crush
I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity
A person who has
1) multiple crushes all at the same time
2) a new crush constantly
1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
On April 21st is national give your crush a hoodie day. So give your crush or gf a hoodie
James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.
Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?
while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”
when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am totally crushing the airport right now.”