Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

imma cut you

what you say when you be fuckin pissed off at some dick head talkin shit

bitch call me an arse bag one more time then imma cut you

cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth

Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off

cut your grass

cut your grass: when somebody tell you to cut your grass it means to cut the people that you’re currently talking to off.

aye you need to cut your grass.

bloody cut throat

When a woman stops taking dick to move to the mouth region but starts her period when she gets to the throat

OMG SHE GAVE ME A BLOODY CUT THROAT

Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"