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The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.
Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."
A Tropical Depression is a kind of storm that forms in the ocean. It’s wind speeds has 38mph wind speeds. However it can grow into a Tropical Storm or even a hurricane.
I just saw the news. Theres a Tropical Depression in the Atlantic Ocean.
Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
Me. Everyday
Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.
Gacha depressed crybabies are 9 year olds faking depression. They have red gucci bracelets and sing Fignt Song, Angel with a Shotgun, and etc.
Jace: I..I....I have depression......
Liya: do you like gacha-?
Jace: y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes.............
Liya: Do you have red bracelets-?
Jace: Y-es....
Liya: UR DONE.
Liya: Stupid Gacha Depressed Crybabie.
A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*