Rural Dictionary

drunk women

a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.

Will: See those drunk women over there?
Nigel: Fucking embarrassing.

by audrilyn September 23, 2015

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dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 26, 2010

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP March 31, 2011