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When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.
Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"
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A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.
I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!
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Alex Sanville got it in the brown eye by his dog.
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In the movie life aquatic steve zisou gets crazy eye when his friend esteban is eaten. He gets it again when the pirates come to hijack his boat and then kicks their asses off the boat. Bill Murray is the man!
the guy just kicked the shit out of that pirate, he must have crazy eye
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the stinky anal crevice also reffered to as: Asshole, Red Eye (only after a heavy thrashing) sphincter.
yea bitch, you took it in the brown eye!
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someone who has eyes that indeed are small like chinnese people eyes
look at my chinky eyes in this picture.
wow look at her chinky eyes!
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Characteristics of a black person's eyes that look like they're half asleep.
"Stop looking at me with your snoozy eyes. I can't tell if you're asleep or awake."
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