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When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
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A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician
DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!
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A phrase used when one is extremely confused or angry.
Man 1 playing Halo:You just got killed by that guy.
Man 2 playing Halo:I don't know where in fuck's fire he came from.
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The number of times a man can ejaculate over a given period of time.
His rate of fire was 6 Loads per hour!
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when you puke and shit at the same time
oh shit! jimmy just had a fire escape because he ate too much taco bell!!
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When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
Friendly Fire
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1. People that have no friends are called this. It infers that they should light themselves on fire under their own power because no one likes them and never will.
2. A person who wets themselves after seeing any form of light.
3. Some one who spreads a disease that makes them unable to have babies due to constant burining sensations in the genitalia through sexual relations.
1. You're such a fire prower, go do whats right!
2. Some one I know is a fire prower. I feel really bad. At the age of 13 and still wearing a diaper and sunglasses wherever he goes.
3. My mom can't have children because I'm a fire prower
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