When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass
I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham
I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(
Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
My aunt is a southern ham slut.
One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.
“Did Dustin do the dishes?”
“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”
Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.
Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.
Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.
I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!