Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

Rat ear

Nickname for the searchlight on a cop’s car.

Nah man, that’s an undercover cop. You can tell by the rat ear on the mirror.

Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.

Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.

Add Eares

Daddy Dearest from Fnf but last and first letter removed.

Remove The last and first letter of your name: Daddy Dearest
Removed: Add Eares

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear

Giving ear: making out with your SO ear

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"