The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.
Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
To lie about a person, place or thing. To be dishonest in one's approach or beliefs.
Teddy be shoe-shoing about the h03s he's got.
Shoe-shoing is just an old school way to say someone is capping!
Shoes that smell so bad that it’s sour
Ew that smells sour shoes
If you dont clean those you’ll get sour shoes
When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time
An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.