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low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.

“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022


Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017


Freak Lows

When you reach such a low point that u needa just walk out fr. Not caring about the consequences, just ghost.

Just take the money n get out bro, freak lows

by PuzzledMj September 22, 2023


Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)

She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?

by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021


Low Motor

Umbrella term for the slow, stupid, retarded, autistic, brain-damaged or other indivicuals lacking in intelligence.

Fox news is directed at an audience of Low Motors.

by Berzerker71 April 9, 2010


low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.

I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.

by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018


low flying military aircraft

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

by j.hamós April 4, 2018