a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside.
a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.
a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym
hey man wanna go play soccer
no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.
dude you are such a wii nerd
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Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.
Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.
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Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and canβt stop thinking about them.
Iβm tired of Tommy staring at my package! Heβs such a meat nerd!
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A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! Sheβs such a meat nerd!
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my friend group, theyre seriously so cute and hot like omg
"did you see that pretty nerd? yeah those are my discord friends"
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