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Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.
Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.
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Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!
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A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
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The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
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