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Any phone that isn't a smart phone!
Person 1 "Reem hasn't posted a long on Instagram... "
Person 2 "Yeah it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"
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like a tea bag but instead of one pair of testicles, 2 pairs or more are needed and tied together using a rubber band to hold the balls together and then proceed to dip down in the victims mouth
person1: me and john potato sacked your mom last night!!!
person2: Dude, that means john and your balls touched each others? What a fag!!! hahahaha
Person1:......ummm SHUT UP
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A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
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A Potato Queen is a female who doesn't belive in their own attractiveness, and thinks they have the sexual appeal of a potato. They are single, with all of their friends asking them for advice on relationships. They have accepted their potato appeal.
Hey, are you dating anyone?
No, I'm a Potato Queen, I don't get laid.
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irish tumblr queen of potatoes mia riley www.fuckingmagik.tumblr.com
have you seen mia's tumblr? she is the potato queen of tumblr.
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An expression used to describe an un-circumsized penis.
Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.
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(Noun Form)
Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)
Similar terms are...
“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
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