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you call me in the morning to wake me up you call me in the evening to tell me that its lunch and your call at night-completes my life.
im in love with my best friend..
im such a fool-------!
the song your call is this girl in love with her best friend and every time he calls her she falls in love with him more but he doesn't no it.
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South Wales Valleys varition of the popular yo momma.
Valleys boy 1: Oh blud that girl is like a whale!
Valleys boy 2:Yeah, and your nan!
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The person to whom you are directing communication's to mother.
You: Your mom.
Me: Is a female.
You: Your mom.
Me: Gave birth to me.
You: Your mom.
Me: Yes, I acknowledge that I have one.
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don't know background, stupid thing to say, everyone here says it
"your mum"
"what about her?!"
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To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.
My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.
torn your draws / torn your drawers
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First of all, its YO MAMA as in...
Man, youre ugly
Yeah? Well Sos ya mama!
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rebutal
"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one.
"If anything goes down there it's your mom."
silence
"Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."
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