One for the thots. Give up y’alls hoes, this is gonna be a rough one
“Omg it’s November” said Trisha
“You know what that means, it’s No Man November unadd those 69 guys from ur snap girlie” said her guy best friend.
Very funny, nice, and cool people were born on this day. Especially if their name starts with C. I'm definitely not biased
"when were you born?"
November 25.
"Wow! No wonder you're so cool!"
The day where you give your average height friend a cookie. Finally a chance for us normal growers to shine!
Short friend: Haha you had to give me food.
Tall friend: Well I got to throw you, Short Friend.
Average height friend: And I got to... watch. But Never-mind, because November 25 is give your average height friend a cookie day!
it’s national give me money day, you fuck.
November 18th is my birthday so I made the best out of it on urban dictionary
National dumb decisions day 🥳🥳
“hey bro it’s november 18th have you done some fucked up shit yet??”
“no bro let me go do that rn”
November 18th is National Roast Nadia Day. If you have a friend named Nadia, roast the shit out of her.
“Why is everyone roasting Nadia today?”
“Didn’t you hear? Today is National Roast Nadia Day, it’s November 18th.”
national throw a short friend day
hey did you know it’s #november 18th?
no?
HIYA get thrown bitch