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when you puke and shit at the same time
oh shit! jimmy just had a fire escape because he ate too much taco bell!!
A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician
DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!
A phrase used when one is extremely confused or angry.
Man 1 playing Halo:You just got killed by that guy.
Man 2 playing Halo:I don't know where in fuck's fire he came from.
The number of times a man can ejaculate over a given period of time.
His rate of fire was 6 Loads per hour!
Holy fuck, like the coolest shit ever! It'll melt your fuckin face of when it sneezes bro. I can't even begin to explain how amazing that shit is.
"Holy shit, it's a fuckin Fire Demon!"
"Did you see that Fire Demon?"
"......................"
1. People that have no friends are called this. It infers that they should light themselves on fire under their own power because no one likes them and never will.
2. A person who wets themselves after seeing any form of light.
3. Some one who spreads a disease that makes them unable to have babies due to constant burining sensations in the genitalia through sexual relations.
1. You're such a fire prower, go do whats right!
2. Some one I know is a fire prower. I feel really bad. At the age of 13 and still wearing a diaper and sunglasses wherever he goes.
3. My mom can't have children because I'm a fire prower
why bother doing anything if it's not for fun lmao?
Friend: "Oh my god, she's such a fire sign! She doesn't do anything if it's not fun!"
Other friend: "Yeah, more people should be like her..."