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A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician
DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!
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The number of times a man can ejaculate over a given period of time.
His rate of fire was 6 Loads per hour!
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A phrase used when one is extremely confused or angry.
Man 1 playing Halo:You just got killed by that guy.
Man 2 playing Halo:I don't know where in fuck's fire he came from.
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when you puke and shit at the same time
oh shit! jimmy just had a fire escape because he ate too much taco bell!!
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When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
Friendly Fire
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Holy fuck, like the coolest shit ever! It'll melt your fuckin face of when it sneezes bro. I can't even begin to explain how amazing that shit is.
"Holy shit, it's a fuckin Fire Demon!"
"Did you see that Fire Demon?"
"......................"
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When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
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