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An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird
When a 12 year old on a online game cursing and making sexual jokes while claiming that s/he is a "pro" at the game
That 12 old: Ha bitch I just fucked you mom an your face all in one hand!
You: ugh that 12 year old is the worst!!!
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The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.
I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?
A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.
What a cooky old bird.