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Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011


Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online

Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015


Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020


jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.

This is my jerk spot!

by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010


Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025


Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by November 26, 2023


jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer

He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper

by Dodi fied November 19, 2020