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To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
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Short for dictionary block, or urban dictionary block. The act of originating an urbandictionary entry before the true author can submit the word, thus stealing credit.
Dict-blocked also plays on the common phrase cock block with "dict" being phonetically close to dick, a synonym for cock.
Andrew proudly invented beeroner while at the bar. Covertly, Patty dict-blocked Andrew by entering said word into Urbandicitonary.com from her blackberry.
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When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.
Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself
Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.
Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!
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To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
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The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
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a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.
student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.
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The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
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