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Keep I.T. Real

Similar to 'keep it real', Keep I.T. Real is all about geeks staying true to themselves and being honest in their day-to-day role-playing, gaming, case-modding, two-minute-noodle-eating, Star Trek/Star Wars-watching lives.

"Hey Norman, have you tried turning it off then on again?"

"You want a fight, Poindexter??"

"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"

by Lolita Licorice September 21, 2009

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NSN57 - Real Me

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Real me
What I meant by “real me” it was quite simple.

The “real me” is just a man in my XXth (you know my age), with gray hairs, wrinkles..

I can be slow - that really annoyed you.
I don’t like fights, I don’t like arguing with other people, or aggressively protect my point of view - “deer in the lights” :)), and that’s annoyed you the most, remember?

I was warning that you forgot me, the real me, that you have created illusion in your mind. Perfect, beautiful, ideal in everything, but that is not me, the real me in the real life. You might be very disappointed when that illusion fall apart if it meets the reality.
Real me
I should better think about headlines that I put.
That topic was really confusing for you. I can imagine how many theories your fast mind created in that moment.

Believe me, there was nothing like that, I would say even opposite to that :))), alas alas )))))
Of course I’ve made mistakes in my life, but nothing extraordinary. I don’t know how, but something always stops me at the last moment.

When I was talking about that my heart was broken many times, I’ve meant my marriage. Because of all that problems in my marriage, i seriously thought I had enough of that. At that time I’ve met her, and you have already know the rest.
by NeverSayNever57 December 15, 2021

NSN57 - Real Me
Real him

by The Journey® July 25, 2022

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Free Real Estate

*whispers* It's free real estate

Hey you! It's free real estate

by BropBoy May 11, 2018

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real nigga holiday

Any real nigga that takes a holiday isn't a real nigga, real nigga holidays don't exist, fake niggas made these up because they can only be real for a limited amount of time. only fake niggas take holidays. A real nigga is a real nigga 24/7,365, rain or shine, even when they are sick they still be out there real niggin'

earl: man, tyrese is always out there real niggin' he needs a real nigga holiday

tod: nah, he a REAL nigga, only fake niggas take real nigga holidays

by jump the fence May 22, 2019

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Real Hood Nigga

An awesome sauce friend who you love to hang with and always have fun with.

Mason: Dude I just shit in a bathtub
Logan:Mason you're a real hood nigga
Mason:sweet now let's go fuck with louis.

by Realh00dn1gga April 30, 2011

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Real nigga radio

That youre telling the truth.

amy:"did you have sex with kelly?"
Tom:"yea!"
amy:"seriously?"
Tom:"Real nigga radio"

by LalaBx March 20, 2009

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ah real monsters

an exclamation representing the act of spazzing or going insane. it can also be used to describe a person who is very anal about a particular thing.

1) are your parents still ah real monsters about dating
2) omg my parents bought me a new car i was spazzing out liek AH REAL MONSTERS

by Vijay Vishwanath September 14, 2008

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