cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

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Shades of Time

The discoloration of the area around the ass-hole due to exessive anal sex and/or shitting. The people more prone to this phenomenon are porn stars and obese individuals. e.g. Jenna Jameson, Dom Deluise

The hot carl that pornstar gave the man after anal sex increased the size of the Shades of Time.

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Tammy Time

All hours of the day spending drinking.

Drunken ladies over the age of 45 spending all days of the week extremely intoxicated.

Normally associated with small town inbreeds

Buying your beer warm from the Dollar store,and,still drinking it.

Look at that facebook post. Must be Tammy time again

It must be Tammy time again, she spent $75.00 at the local Dollar General.

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Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

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seat time

Anal sex

It’s my wife and I’s Anniversary! She said she is up for some seat time!

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Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

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