purple zygote

when a guy gets poison ivy on his penis, the penis then transforms into a purple zygote

i now have a purple zygote

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Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

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purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

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Purple haired slut

a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.

Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?

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Nepgear [Purple Sister]

That one chick from Discord who pretends is a character from Hyperdimension Neptunia, and all her discord messages are censored, because that's just life, don't ask me.

It's worse to be called Nepgear Purple Sister than it is to be called Mama Kat.

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Shit a Purple Twinky

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.

Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."

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purple throbbing hard-on

a big purple cum filled boner ready to explode.

d00d ive got a purple throbbing hard-on and im gonna bust all over your face!

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