When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.
Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym
"The Side House Salad"
The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..
making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
When you're tossing the salad, you throw up at the same time but you keep going.
"Bro, I was tossing the salad last night but it turned into a banana bread salad. Was wicked cool."
Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.
“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”
“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”
“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”
To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.