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any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.
q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!
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The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) is an American trade association that promotes the hot dog and sausage industry
“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy’” - Janet Riley President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council
A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.
A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.
William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.
A few weeks later...
Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
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weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages
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To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.
Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?
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Having sex with a female that is particularly promiscuous or vaginally loose.
(Main Street being a very wide street in Palmerston North, NZ
"Yeah man I boned that chick too... was like Throwing a sausage down Main Street"
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